How To Almost Run Into Massive Hippos (Hint: Be Drunk)

Hint #2: Pay no attention to where you are going

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Three of us lurched down the narrow path carved into the dense forest. 

Weaving our way from one side of the path to the other, we paid no attention to the various squawks and rustlings produced by the creatures in the dense forest surrounding us.

Having consumed an intemperate number of Bell Lagers with our dinner, we were o…