Pineapple and Mayonnaise

100-word story

Bill sat at the table wearing track pants and a tuxedo jacket—and sporting a large bump on his head.

I fixed myself a coffee. “How are you, Bill?”

“Got a bit of a headache. Otherwise great.” He took a large bite of what appeared to be a pineapple and mayonnaise sandwich. 

“You sure?”

“Absolutely. Want some cottage cheese for that coffee?”

“Bill, I think you …