Practical Life Advice from Bathtub Dan

Flash Fiction

Bathtub Dan learned the hard way: if you are taking a bath with a woman, memorize her last name. Just in case. Because she’ll be pissed if you don’t know it. 

Most women have a first name and a last name. Not Madonna. Not Beyoncé. Was it a singer thing? What about Grimes? Dan wasn’t sure why Grimes was famous, besides dating Elon Musk. He was pretty sure…