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I have a friend who doesn’t believe cheddar cheese is dyed orange.
He admits cheese is made of milk.
He agrees milk is white.
But, he won’t believe in dyed cheese.
I google, I show him pics. I read him Tillamook labels.
“Fake news,” he says. “Don’t believe everything you read.”
“What about white cheddar?” I ask.
He doesn’t mi…