My Friend Bror

100-word story

Bror moved from his native New Zealand to Bermuda wearing a three-piece suit and carrying only his bank cards. 

Bror teaches people to pronounce his name by saying, “It’s the letter B followed by a lion’s roar. Let’s practice it together: Bror.” 

Then he tells them bror means brother in Dutch, which I’ve not fact-checked. He also says he was raised by she…