Who Freezes a Canned Ham?

A 100-word story involving ice cream and ham

It was a slow night at work. We were turning the freezer inside out looking for ice cream and found a canned ham.

“That’s weird,” Kris said.

“It’s redundant,” I said, hefting the cold tin. “It’s canned. Why freeze it? That’s duplicate food preservation.”

“Beats me,” Kris said.

I said, “I’ll bet you anything it’s required by the food safety branch of the Dep…