Xanax and Legumes
A 100-word story
The vasectomy doc named Buzz prescribed Xanax and legumes.
“The Xanax is for before,” Buzz said. “While the pharmacist counts the pills, grab a couple bags of frozen peas for the swelling after.”
“I’ve got ice packs at home,” I said.
“Ice packs won’t mold to your body,” Buzz said, holding up a cupped palm. “See what I m…