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Xanax and Legumes

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Xanax and Legumes

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Jim Latham
Jan 29, 2021
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The vasectomy doc named Buzz prescribed Xanax and legumes.

“The Xanax is for before,” Buzz said. “While the pharmacist counts the pills, grab a couple bags of frozen peas for the swelling after.”

“I’ve got ice packs at home,” I said.

“Ice packs won’t mold to your body,” Buzz said, holding up a cupped palm. “See what I m…

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